Thursday, April 26, 2012

RASTA Vs PASTA(REAL FUNNY STORY)


WARNING THIS ARTICLE HAS STRONG LANGUAGES!

NAPOLEON NETWORK ENTERTAINMENT, PRESENTATIONS.
by Abdul Jabaar Juma on Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at 2:09pm




Cape Town, South Africa: 0550 train number. Part 1.
One Pasta was prieching in the train in early hours of Sunday afternoon 31 january

Then the was one rasta siting n talking to his friend.

What happened when Paster says even though u r Rasta God loves you.

NEXT.

Rasta: y r u talking about rastas
Y, y?
Talk about Jesus

PASTA: Jesus Christ u must remember!

RASTA: fuck u.
Jesus christ, u think, u think...

PASTA: Jesus Christ, u must remember

(Rasta stood up with a physical Fight)

RASTA: Jesus, Jesus is not com


PASTA: Jesus Christ, u must remember

(Physical Fight)

RASTA: Jesus, Jesus is not coming bk you stupid fool

PASTA: Dont mind, dont worry...

RASTA: stupid fool. And i got a Rasta family and you don't talk bullshit to me

PASTA: In the name of Jesus

RASTA: Fuck u, i am not a duck, i am a man n u must respect me.
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Next page.

(The lady next to them tried to stop)

The Lady: please stop this, cant u see, this man is the man of God.

RASTA: what?


RASTA: what this man want, hun?
He must not talk about Rastas, whats problem?

Why his Talking about Rastas

THE LADY: Please go n sit, my brother! Please dont talk to him..( The lady telling the Pasta)

RASTA: this man is the Bikon... Thats why... Thats why is full of Apartheid, full of shit.

(RASTA SPIT ON PASTA'S FACE, and silence in the train)

RASTA: do u think other people they dont know About God?

You started to priech for a white man to give u food.


I, look like christ the Nazareth, what do u tell me?

(RASTA'S KNOCKING HIS FINGER ON PASTA'S HEAD)

... Stop to look like a voucher, that's what u look like, get your head grow, stupid.

... Nazareth doesn't look like a voucher

... You eat too much blood, asshole...

... Do you see me? I am a free man...

... Do you know whos the Nazareth, go and see how the Nazareth look like?

RASTA: I don't eat blood, now u wana tell me about Christ...
 



Please note that this conversations was recorded by using my cellphone device, and i wrote the script by playing back, step by step to make it original. no word was added for fun for no reason.

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